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| | Category: | Aviation jokes | | Date Added: | 15/11/2008 | | Views: | 21 | | | | Joke: | There were three guys in an airplane. One guy droppeda rock, another dropped a brick, and the last droppeda grenade.When they got back on the ground they were walkingdown the street and they saw a woman crying. Being the gentlemen they are they went up to ask her why she wascrying she said "A rock fell from the sky, landed on mycat and now my cat is dead." The men said they were verysorry to here that and walked away.The next house they came across a little further downthe road there was another woman crying. Being the gentlemen they are they walk up to her and asked her whyshe was crying she said "A brick fell from the sky, land-ed on my dog , and now my dog is dead." The men said they were very sorry to hear that and walked away.The next house they came across a little furtherdown the road there was a man laughing his head off.Wondering what was so funny they went up to ask him.After they asked him he replied, "I bent over to get the news paper this morning , I farted and my whole house blew up!" | | | |
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