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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more
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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more
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| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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