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| How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more
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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more
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| What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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| What reads and lives in an apple ?A bookworm !... more
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| What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more
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