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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more
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| After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more
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| What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more
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| What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more
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| What did the apple say to the apple pie?"Youve got some crust."... more
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