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| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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| What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more
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| Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more
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| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more
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| What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more
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