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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| What reads and lives in an apple ?A bookworm !... more
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| What did the apple say to the apple pie?"Youve got some crust."... more
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| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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| What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more
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| What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more
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