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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
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| After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more
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| 4. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
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| 5. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more
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| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more
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