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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more
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| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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| What reads and lives in an apple ?A bookworm !... more
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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| 6. | Category: Apple jokes |
| What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more
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| 7. | Category: Apple jokes |
| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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| What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more
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| 9. | Category: Apple jokes |
| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| 10. | Category: Apple jokes |
| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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