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| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| After a minor mathematical error on a routine report, a workers boss tried to belittle him in front of his peers. Angril... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more
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| What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... more
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| What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more
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| Whats the difference between a worm and an apple ?Have you ever tried worm pie ?!... more
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