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| The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
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| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
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| 4. | Category: Apple jokes  |
| Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !... more
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| What is the left side of an apple?The part that you dont eat.... more
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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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