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| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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| Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more
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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more
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