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| What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.... more
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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| What did the apple say to the apple pie?"Youve got some crust."... more
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| What can a whole apple do that half an apple cant do? It can look round.... more
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| What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more
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| Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of... more
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