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| Dad, do you like baked apples? Yes son, why? The orchards on fire.... more
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| First apple: You look down in the dumps. Whats eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.... more
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| How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what t... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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