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| The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more
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| Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more
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| How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.... more
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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more
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| What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.... more
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| What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !... more
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| What kind of apple has a short temper?A crab apple.... more
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