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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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