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| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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