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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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