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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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