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| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?A big mac.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| This computer you charged me L950 for doesnt work....and you said it would be trouble free.It is, I charged you L950 for... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| I heard that if you play the Windows NT 4.0 CD backwards, youll get a satanic message. But the most frightening thing is... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Where does an elephant carry its laptop?In its trunk.... more
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