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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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