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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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