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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more
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| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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