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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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