| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
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