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| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more
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