| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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