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| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
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| A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead.The musician calls back 25 ti... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.... more
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| Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?A: It is usually still in the case.... more
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| Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handels Water Music.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline?A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.... more
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| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?
A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn mon... more
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| Q: What do you call a male quartet?A: Three men and a tenor.... more
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