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| Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?A: A trombone will bend before it breaks.... more
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| Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.... more
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| "Havent I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant."You have, Your Honor," the man answer... more
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| Q. Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards? A. So they can park in handicapped zones.... more
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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings wont blow away?A: Root position cords.... more
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| Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign... more
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| Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?A: A pair of Re-bachs.... more
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| When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map.... more
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