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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bach !Bach who ?Bach to work!... more
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| Q: How is lightning like a violists fingers?A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.... more
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| Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola?A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.... more
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| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?A: A chainsaw can be tuned.... more
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| Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this?A: The frogs probably on i... more
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| Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?A: One is loud, obnoxious and noisy; the other is a... more
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| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.... more
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