| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.... more
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| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more
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