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| Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards?A: You get your job and your wife back.... more
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| How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs... more
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| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit?A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between trumpet players and government bonds?A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn mone... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow is moving.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the only thing worse than a bagpiper?A: Good question. Were still trying to find out too.... more
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