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| Q: How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None! If youd just make it a day exterior we wouldnt be screwi... more
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| Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: We dont know. Light bulbs last longer than studio... more
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| Q: How many PAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish theyd been as... more
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| Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One -- but its an 8 hour minimum.... more
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| A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin... more
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| The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling h... more
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| Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to take notes while the other screw... more
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| Why do actors like snooker halls?Because thats where they get their best cues.... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What do you call a fight between film actors ?Star wars !... more
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