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| Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.... more
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| The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling h... more
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| Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Executive Producers dont screw in a light bulb,... more
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| Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to... more
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| Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Its not a bulb, its a globe.... more
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| Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: November.... more
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| Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?A: Shes the one sleeping with the writer.... more
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| What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ?Collie-wood !... more
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| Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin... more
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| Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? Ive got this neat ca... more
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