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| Q: How many 2nd ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Uh...standby, Ill check on that.... more
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| Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One -- but its an 8 hour minimum.... more
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| Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !... more
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| Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and... more
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| Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: We dont know. Light bulbs last longer than studio... more
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| Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? Ive got this neat ca... more
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| Why do actors like snooker halls?Because thats where they get their best cues.... more
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| Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?A: Shes the one sleeping with the writer.... more
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| Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly?Director: Lets just say shed look better on radio than on TV.... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes  |
| Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to... more
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