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| Q: How many 2nd ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Uh...standby, Ill check on that.... more
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| Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... more
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| Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more
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| Q: How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None! If youd just make it a day exterior we wouldnt be screwi... more
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| Q: How many PA does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Whats a light bulb?... more
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| A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin... more
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| Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: WHAT?... more
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| Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?A: If we change the light bulb, well have to change everything.... more
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| What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?Gnus - readers !... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes  |
| Why do actors like snooker halls?Because thats where they get their best cues.... more
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