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| Whats the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.... more
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| Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... more
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| Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.... more
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| How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he... more
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| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cut... more
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| Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?A: Shes the one sleeping with the writer.... more
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| Q: How many 1st ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Why are you asking me that question? Cant you see Im busy!... more
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| Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they... more
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| A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "Howd t... more
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| Q: How many PA does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Whats a light bulb?... more
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