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| Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Its not a bulb, its a globe.... more
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| Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I couldve done tha... more
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| Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised hed make it up to them on th... more
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| 5. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to... more
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| 6. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many 2nd ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Uh...standby, Ill check on that.... more
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| A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin... more
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| Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Well, first lets talk about the concept behi... more
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| Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"... more
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