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| Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... more
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| Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Executive Producers dont screw in a light bulb,... more
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| Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I couldve done tha... more
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| A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin... more
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| Q: How many over eager PAs does it take to screw in a li...A: Done!... more
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| Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two. One to take notes while the other screw... more
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| Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: November.... more
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| Why cant anyone stay angry long with an actress?Because she always makes up.... more
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| A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "Howd t... more
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| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one, if hes got a good crew to do it.... more
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