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| Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: November.... more
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| After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is in his prime and preparin... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.... more
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| Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?A: Shes the one sleeping with the writer.... more
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| 6. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"... more
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| Q: How many 2nd ADs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Uh...standby, Ill check on that.... more
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| How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he... more
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| Fred: Id love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then youd be in a cast for weeks.... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.So saying, h... more
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