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| Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day.Harry: Why do you say hes conceited?Fred: Well, every time there was... more
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| Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many PA does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Whats a light bulb?... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "Howd t... more
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| 5. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.... more
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| 6. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| One agent stops by another agents table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The second agent says nothing, then... more
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| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?... more
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| 8. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?Gnus - readers !... more
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| 9. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Whats the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.... more
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| 10. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: November.... more
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