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| Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly?Director: Lets just say shed look better on radio than on TV.... more
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| Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and its staying IN!... more
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| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?... more
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| A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had to jump off a high divin... more
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| A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "Howd t... more
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| Q: How many PA does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Whats a light bulb?... more
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| Whats the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.... more
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| Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: November.... more
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| How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he... more
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| After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire t... more
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