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| Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... more
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| Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day.Harry: Why do you say hes conceited?Fred: Well, every time there was... more
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| Why cant anyone stay angry long with an actress?Because she always makes up.... more
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| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one, if hes got a good crew to do it.... more
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| Q: How many UPMs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: None! If youd just make it a day exterior we wouldnt be screwi... more
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| Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb?A: If we change the light bulb, well have to change everything.... more
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| An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative.So saying, h... more
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| Q: How many PAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish theyd been as... more
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| Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they... more
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| After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire t... more
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