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| Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to... more
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| Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One -- but its an 8 hour minimum.... more
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| 3. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Executive Producers dont screw in a light bulb,... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: We dont know. Light bulbs last longer than studio... more
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| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?... more
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| Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.... more
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| Q: How many Directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more, guys, I promise.... more
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| 8. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Neighbour: Havent I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do you like me? Neighbour: Off.... more
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| Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I couldve done tha... more
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| Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose.... more
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