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| | Category: | Computer jokes | | Date Added: | 18/81/2008 | | Views: | 55 | | | | Joke: | Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a laptop computer.Youre just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries. | | | |
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