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| Whats the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !... more
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| What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !... more
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| 3. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries... more
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| 4. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| What do mice do when theyre at home ? Mousework !... more
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| 5. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but theres a moose on the loose !... more
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| 6. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !... more
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| 7. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and cant see ? Three blind mice !... more
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| 8. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !... more
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| 9. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| Whats gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !... more
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| 10. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| One lab mouse to another:Ive trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I dont know how, but every time I... more
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