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| Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!... more
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| 2. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What do rodents say when they play bingo ? Eyes down for a full mouse !... more
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| 3. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !... more
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| 4. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and cant see ? Three blind mice !... more
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| 5. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !... more
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| 6. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !... more
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| 7. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !... more
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| 8. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !... more
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| 9. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak ? Mouse code !... more
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| 10. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !... more
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