| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.... more
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