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| Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !... more
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| 2. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !... more
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| 3. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !... more
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| 4. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| Whats gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !... more
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| 5. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !... more
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| 6. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? Here Kitty, kitty, kitty !... more
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| 7. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !... more
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| 8. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !... more
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| What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !... more
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| 10. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !... more
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