| 1. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| One lab mouse to another:Ive trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I dont know how, but every time I... more
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| 2. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What do mice do when theyre at home ? Mousework !... more
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| 3. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !... more
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| 4. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !... more
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| 5. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What is a mouses favourite game ? Hide and squeak !... more
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| 6. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| Whats gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !... more
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| 7. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !... more
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| 8. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? Here Kitty, kitty, kitty !... more
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| 9. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but theres a moose on the loose !... more
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| 10. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When its raining cats and dogs !... more
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