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| What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !... more
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| 2. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !... more
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| 3. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| Whats the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !... more
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| 4. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and cant see ? Three blind mice !... more
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| 5. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| Whats the hardest part of milking a mouse ? Getting it to fit over a bucket !... more
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| 6. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| What do rodents say when they play bingo ? Eyes down for a full mouse !... more
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| 7. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !... more
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| 8. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !... more
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| 9. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? Here Kitty, kitty, kitty !... more
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| 10. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| Whats gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !... more
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